Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Adrian Monk: Hi, excuse me. Hi, we're looking for this woman. Bartender: You a cop? Adrian Monk: Just an old friend. Bartender: Haven't seen her. Adrian Monk: Okay. Maybe General Washington can refresh your memory. Bartender: Is that a dollar? Adrian Monk: Okay, I get it. Who knows, maybe there are... two General Washingtons. [Bartender walks away] Where are you going? Where's he going? Got to admire the guy. He's incorruptible.