Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk on Wheels
Dean Berry: Okay, we're all cued up. Lieutenant Disher: Hey, when you have a second, I have an idea for a new vegetable. Dean Berry: We don't really solicit ideas. Lieutenant Disher: It's a hollowed out cucumber, with French dressing already inside. You want to know what I call it? Dean Berry: No, I don't.