Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Natalie: Permission to speak freely. Adrian Monk: Permission denied. Natalie: I'm gonna say it anyway. You have to buy a new toaster. Adrian Monk: I'm fine. It's fine. Natalie: It's burning all the toast. Look! Mr. Monk, it's a fire hazard. Adrian Monk: Natalie, I've had that toaster for 27 years. I'll just call a repairman. Natalie: No, no, no, there's no such thing, Mr. Monk. Nobody fixes toasters anymore. You can buy a new one for $30. Adrian Monk: $30? $30? Natalie: Or you could see your house burn down around you. Adrian Monk: Well, I am renting, so... Let's see what kind of year we have.