Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees
Rob Sherman: Hey, excuse me. Hello? yeah, you. Right, yeah. Did you wipe your feet? Adrian Monk: Did I- Rob Sherman: Wipe your feet? It's a $23,000 rug. Adrian Monk: Yes, sir. I wiped them when I came in. Ten times. I don't believe we've met. Captain Stottlemeyer: Rob Sherman, this is Adrian Monk. He's a consultant with us, and I can assure you that Mr. Monk's feet are clean. In fact, you could probably eat off them. Rob Sherman: It's nothing personal. It's just it was my wife's favorite rug. Adrian Monk: I understand. Sorry for your loss. Rob Sherman: I guess it, uh, hasn't completely sunk in. Adrian Monk: It will. It'll sink in. Completely.