Chance Singer: There we are. Now I'm one of you. Are you happy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Take it you're a nudist.
Chance Singer: I prefer naturist. You know, social nudity has been around for hundreds of years, gentlemen. Get used to it. There's absolutely no biological necessity for clothing. It's a construct. It's a man-made artifice.
Adrian Monk: XYZ. XYZ. XYZ.
Chance Singer: I'm sorry, I don't know what that means.
Adrian Monk: Examine Your Zipper.
Chance Singer: Maybe you should examine your attitude.