Quote from Marci Maven in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Adrian Monk: Uh, I need a wipe, Natalie. Marci Maven: Ooh, ooh, hold on! Right here. Here. Oh, no! Use mine. They're monogrammed. They're better. I- I did it myself. Natalie: They're sanitary wipes. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Marci Maven: Adrian, she's ruing everything. I mean, who is she? Natalie: I'm his assistant, okay? I been with him for three years. Marci Maven: Well, I've known him even longer, okay? Natalie: Here's a little news flash, Marci. Stalking someone and knowing someone two different things!