Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Natalie: All right. How about this? You give me $600. When somebody bids on you, I'll bid against them. I'll outbid them. Adrian Monk: You'll outbid them? That's a good plan. That's a great plan. How do I get my money back? Natalie: No, you don't. It goes to charity. Adrian Monk: Let's keep thinking.