Adrian Monk: I'm not afraid. I'm terrified. There's a big difference. You heard what happened. It was a massacre. They ripped me apart in there. I felt like I was back in seventh grade.
Natalie: Okay, then the next time you go on, you'll know what to expect.
Adrian Monk: No. It won't help because I can't fight back. I'm just not funny. I'm not funny.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, that is not true.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, you've known me for three years. Have I ever said anything funny?
Natalie: Um...