Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Adrian Monk: I'm not afraid. I'm terrified. There's a big difference. You heard what happened. It was a massacre. They ripped me apart in there. I felt like I was back in seventh grade. Natalie: Okay, then the next time you go on, you'll know what to expect. Adrian Monk: No. It won't help because I can't fight back. I'm just not funny. I'm not funny. Natalie: Mr. Monk, that is not true. Adrian Monk: Natalie, you've known me for three years. Have I ever said anything funny? Natalie: Um...