Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Max Hudson: Oh, well, well, well. The Defective Detective. [Monk hands him a copy of his book] You're not gonna like it. Adrian Monk: I know. I read a couple of pages. It's nothing but toilet talk and opposite jokes, right? Max Hudson: Uh-huh. So how would you like me to sign it? Adrian Monk: How about "I confess"? Max Hudson: I'll be taking a little break. Come with me.