Captain Stottlemeyer: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh... Uh... Uh.. Yeah. Can we, uh... Think we could put down the, uh... The, um... The toilet seat?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope. Tech guys haven't been here yet. We can't touch anything.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Okay, so, uh somebody was in the shower. And then, uh... So the... I can't- I can't- can't think.
[Stottlemeyer takes Monk's pen, removes the evidence label from the toilet, coughs as he closes the lid, then goes to return the pen to Monk]
Adrian Monk: Nah, keep it! Just keep it.