Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Adrian Monk: Okay, I appreciate what you're trying to do here. I really do, but I have a job. I am a consultant for the police department. Natalie: Not full time. And, Mr. Monk, they haven't called in weeks. Adrian Monk: Which is fine with me. I am not an ambitious man. I am not Grandpa Neville.