Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Natalie: We are talking about this. We have a client. You hit her Buick. And you damaged the fender. Jay Bennett: Her fender? Natalie: Yes, it's going to cost her $900. Plus, I think an apology would be nice. Adrian Monk: Yeah, what did you think we were talking about? Jay Bennett: I don't know, but you got the wrong guy. Adrian Monk: The wrong guy? Come on! It's a new headlight. Jay Bennett: You're so smart? Prove it. Excuse me.