Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Actor
Dr. Kroger: Okay, it's 3:00. I'll see you next-- Adrian Monk: Okay, I'll see you on Wednesday. Dr. Kroger: Whoa, wait-wait-wait. You know, I was thinking maybe we should eliminate Wednesday. And you can come on Monday and Friday. Adrian Monk: Two days a week? Dr. Kroger: Yeah, how would you feel about that? Adrian Monk: I don't know what to say. That's only twice as much as a normal person. How many times does Harold Crenshaw come? Dr. Kroger: Adrian, you know I can't talk about another patient. Adrian Monk: I'll bet he comes three times a week. Loser.