Adrian Monk Quote #1198

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Actor

Dr. Kroger: Okay, it's 3:00. I'll see you next--
Adrian Monk: Okay, I'll see you on Wednesday.
Dr. Kroger: Whoa, wait-wait-wait. You know, I was thinking maybe we should eliminate Wednesday. And you can come on Monday and Friday.
Adrian Monk: Two days a week?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah, how would you feel about that?
Adrian Monk: I don't know what to say. That's only twice as much as a normal person. How many times does Harold Crenshaw come?
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, you know I can't talk about another patient.
Adrian Monk: I'll bet he comes three times a week. Loser.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the Actor’ Quotes

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: How you doin'? We were looking at this case all wrong. It wasn't a burglary. It was all about the wall. The whole time. Here's what happened. The killer was in here last Thursday night. This is where he met Michelle Cullman. They have an artist in here a few nights a week sketching the customers. He drew their picture right there on the wall. After the murder, the killer remembered the sketch. That sketch could hang him. It could prove that he was with the victim the night she died. And it would prove what he was wearing. The same shirt we found at the murder scene. He had to destroy that sketch. So he smashed through the wall and pretended it was part of a burglary. He just pretended to be breaking into a pawn shop. It was never about the pawnshop.
Female Cop: I know.
Lieutenant Disher: You know?
Female Cop: I was here ten minutes ago when Monk was explaining it to you.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Dr. Kroger: That must have been a traumatic experience for you, Adrian. And what, they cancelled the movie?
Adrian Monk: He said he wanted to play a character that wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.
Dr. Kroger: How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away? [off Monk's look] All right, okay. Maybe another time.
Adrian Monk: I guess I'm back to square one. Oh, it's nice to be home.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: Who's playing me? Anybody lined up? Is there any word from casting?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm thinking Brad Pitt. I mean, if it's in the budget. It's always about the budget.