Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy? Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir? Captain Stottlemeyer: Bag this up. Natalie: He has a toothache. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know. He's been bitching about it all week. Natalie: What, it's a real toothache? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. Natalie: I can't believe you lied to me like that. Why didn't you just say I have a toothache? Lieutenant Disher: I did, like ten times. Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, if you don't take care of this tooth immediately today, I'm gonna rip it out myself, understand? Lieutenant Disher: Fine. [Natalie shoves Disher] What?