Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Captain Stottlemeyer: You okay? Lieutenant Disher: Oh, toothache. Captain Stottlemeyer: Wait, is that the same tooth? I told you to take care of that. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am. I'm chewing on the other side. It's fine, I hardly notice it. [whimpers] Captain Stottlemeyer: You're crying. Randy, you're no good to me like this. Go to a dentist. Lieutenant Disher: I have an appointment Saturday. Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, I get it. You don't wanna use up your sick days. You're saving your sick days for when you're not feeling sick, is that it? I'm gonna go talk to Monk. You make me wanna talk to Monk.