Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Astronaut
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is this a bad time? Steve Wagner: Oh. No. No. Some friends are throwing me a little party. It's sort of a tradition. Captain Stottlemeyer: Congratulations on your flight. Lieutenant Disher: Hey, and, uh, congratulations on that crash landing four years ago. Oh, and, uh, marrying the figure skater. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, congratulations on your whole damn life.