Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
Adrian Monk: [on the phone] Is, is, is there blood? Natalie: Um, no. That's weird. There's no shower curtain. Adrian Monk: Is there a light switch on the wall? Natalie: Yes. Adrian Monk: Is it on or off? Natalie: It's off. Adrian Monk: Well, switch it on. Be careful. Use a wipe or something. Natalie: It's blood. Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah, they always forget the light switch. [coughs]