Man: Hey, how you doin'?
Adrian Monk: Hi.
Man: The rowing machine's broken again.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh.
Man: They don't fix anything around here. They don't clean anything. I mean, what do we pay our dues for? Am I right?
Adrian Monk: Right. Right. Yeah.
Man: My membership's up next week. If they don't get their act together, I'm not renewin'. I'll go to that new place up the street. How about you?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I- Could you... Could you do me a favor and go away?
Man: What?
Adrian Monk: Just for three minutes? Really, it's a matter of life and death.
Man: Yeah, right.