Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Kid
Man: Hey, how you doin'? Adrian Monk: Hi. Man: The rowing machine's broken again. Adrian Monk: Uh-oh. Man: They don't fix anything around here. They don't clean anything. I mean, what do we pay our dues for? Am I right? Adrian Monk: Right. Right. Yeah. Man: My membership's up next week. If they don't get their act together, I'm not renewin'. I'll go to that new place up the street. How about you? Adrian Monk: I don't know. I- Could you... Could you do me a favor and go away? Man: What? Adrian Monk: Just for three minutes? Really, it's a matter of life and death. Man: Yeah, right.