Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Game Show
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Oh, Sharona. Sharona, how, how's your mom? Oh, good. Oh, thank God. Thank God for modern medicine. Not, not too good, actually. He's in the kitchen right now naming every egg salad sandwich he ever had. Eight, including today. It's not funny. Stop, stop laughing. Sharona, I don't, I don't know why you asked him to look in on me. I'm not a child. Please stop laughing. Okay, I'll call you back. Give her my best. Okay. And when you come back bring a gun. Okay, bye.