Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Lieutenant Disher: What's going on? Are you okay? Sharona: Yeah. Adrian Monk: This is Varla Davis. She's my new... something. Varla Davis: How y'all doing? Are y'all pretend police officers, too? Captain Stottlemeyer: No, ma'am. We are real policemen.