Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
Adrian Monk: What is that? Is that, is that mink? Elmer Gratnik: Sable. Adrian Monk: Sable. Wow. Could I, could I hold it? Elmer Gratnik: Why? Adrian Monk: I love hats. I collect them. I'm a, chapeau-ologist. Elmer Gratnik: No. [Monk lifts his ear flap] Go away!