Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Adrian Monk: Randy, that's not a crime. Lieutenant Disher: No, no, no, no. Something is up. He's 37 years old. She's 58. It doesn't make sense. Plus, I don't even think he's playin' for our team. Adrian Monk: What do you mean? What team? Sharona: He... He thinks he might be a you know bachelor. Adrian Monk: He's not a bachelor. He just got married. Haven't you been listening?