Man: You want to rub my lucky troll? It's good luck.
Adrian Monk: Uh, no, thank you.
Man: Go ahead. Rub the troll.
Adrian Monk: No, thank you. Uh, I've been rubbing trolls all day.
Man: If you don't rub the troll, it is bad karma.
Sharona: Adrian, just rub the man's troll.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to rub the troll.
Sharona: He's never gonna shut up if you don't rub his troll.
Man: What are you doing? Not so hard. What the hell are you doing?