Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
Adrian Monk: I'm, uh, I'm Adrian Monk, and this is Sh... She's usually right here. This is a terrible week, I'll bet. O'Dell: Hey, that wasn't my fault. The cops had me under the lights all night long. I told them I put the prop knife on the set. We use two knives on this show. A real one and one like this. Adrian Monk: Hey, whoa- O'Dell: Don't wet yourself. The blade retracts into the handle. Gail must have switched the gag knife for the real one before the show. Adrian Monk: May I? O'Dell: See? It doesn't feel like a real knife at all, does it? Adrian Monk: No. O'Dell: She had to know she was holding a real knife. What happened onstage Sunday night, that was no accident. That was a woman scorned. "Hell hath no fury," right?