Adrian Monk: I'm, uh, I'm Adrian Monk, and this is Sh... She's usually right here. This is a terrible week, I'll bet.
O'Dell: Hey, that wasn't my fault. The cops had me under the lights all night long. I told them I put the prop knife on the set. We use two knives on this show. A real one and one like this.
Adrian Monk: Hey, whoa-
O'Dell: Don't wet yourself. The blade retracts into the handle. Gail must have switched the gag knife for the real one before the show.
Adrian Monk: May I?
O'Dell: See? It doesn't feel like a real knife at all, does it?
Adrian Monk: No.
O'Dell: She had to know she was holding a real knife. What happened onstage Sunday night, that was no accident. That was a woman scorned. "Hell hath no fury," right?