Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
Sharona: Adrian, take off your sunglasses. Adrian Monk: Why? Sharona: You look like a drug dealer. Adrian Monk: No, I don't. Sharona: I'm telling you, you do. You fit the profile perfectly. You have 18 suitcases and you're wearing a suit. I mean, if you were a cop, wouldn't you think you looked suspicious? Mexican Border Agent: Buenos dias. How long will you be in Mexico? Sharona: Two to three days. Adrian Monk: I'm not a drug dealer. Mexican Border Agent: Pardon me? Adrian Monk: I'm not a drug dealer. Mexican Border Agent: Uh-huh. I want you to park over there and meet me inside.