Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Commentator: [on TV] There is something you don't see every day. A runner in this race with four legs. Lieutenant Disher: Hang on a second. Stop the tape. Captain Stottlemeyer: What? Lieutenant Disher: What's that right there? Go back a little. Is that a dog? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. It's a poodle. Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he put the chip in the dog collar. Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a little poodle. Can a little poodle run 26 miles? Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he drugged it. I mean, if it's on drugs, yeah. I can call a vet.