Monica Waters: Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Fine. Let's eat.
Monica Waters: Adrian, you were in the bathroom for, like, two hours.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Monica Waters: It's 9:30.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Monica Waters: I knocked on the door, like, five times.
Adrian Monk: You did?
Monica Waters: You kept saying, "Just a minute."
Adrian Monk: I did?
Monica Waters: Then you recited the lyrics to "Duke of Earl."
Adrian Monk: Really? I guess I'm a little nervous.
Monica Waters: And then for, like, 20 minutes, you were gargling or something.
Adrian Monk: Sorry.