Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Monica Waters: Are you okay? Adrian Monk: Fine. Let's eat. Monica Waters: Adrian, you were in the bathroom for, like, two hours. Adrian Monk: I don't think so. Monica Waters: It's 9:30. Adrian Monk: I don't think so. Monica Waters: I knocked on the door, like, five times. Adrian Monk: You did? Monica Waters: You kept saying, "Just a minute." Adrian Monk: I did? Monica Waters: Then you recited the lyrics to "Duke of Earl." Adrian Monk: Really? I guess I'm a little nervous. Monica Waters: And then for, like, 20 minutes, you were gargling or something. Adrian Monk: Sorry.