Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Trudy Monk: [dream sequence] Adrian? Adrian? Adrian Monk: Hey. Trudy Monk: Hey yourself. How did you sleep? Adrian Monk: Mmm. Trudy Monk: You know, I don't think she looks anything like me. Adrian Monk: That's what I've been saying. Trudy Monk: Are you attracted to her? Adrian Monk: Of course not. Trudy Monk: It's okay if you are. You're only human. Adrian Monk: I'm not attracted to her. Trudy Monk: Adrian Monk, you're the world's greatest detective and the world's worst liar.