Monica Waters: That dog of yours is a public menace. It's never on a leash, and every kid in the neighborhood is frightened to death of it.
Lawrence Grayson: Don't give me that. This is a champion show dog right here, and it's bred for temperament.
Monica Waters: Oh, right, right. I'll try to remember that when I have to unfasten his jaw from my leg!
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. This dog is no show dog.
Lawrence Grayson: What are you saying?
Adrian Monk: Show dogs have to be purebred. This is not a pure Rottweiler. You can tell by the paws. They're... They're too big.
Lawrence Grayson: The paws are too big?
Adrian Monk: They're too big.
Monica Waters: My hero.