Adrian Monk: It was a harmless little prank. You pretended to mug Sidney Teal and his date. And for a minute the mild-mannered computer geek got to look like Superman. And I'm sure you both had a big laugh about it later on. You are a nut case. No one's gonna believe him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: On occasion I've been known to believe him. Don't stop now.
Adrian Monk: Where was I?
Sharona: Twenty years later, Sidney brought Myra to his college fund-raiser, and that's where you two met. And you met again and again and again.
Adrian Monk: Are you sure you don't want to tell it?
Sharona: No, no, no. You're doing great. Just go.