Adrian Monk: You should've seen me. I'm telling you. I had the moves. No, I was diving, I was running, I was diving out of the way.
Sharona: That's great, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Don't you get it? It means we're getting close. We're making somebody nervous.
Sharona: I just can't picture you outrunning a car.
Adrian Monk: I wasn't even running my fastest.
Sharona: Why not?
Adrian Monk: You know.
Sharona: Were you touching all the poles again?
Adrian Monk: I always touch the poles. Yeah.