Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Adrian Monk: You should've seen me. I'm telling you. I had the moves. No, I was diving, I was running, I was diving out of the way. Sharona: That's great, Adrian. Adrian Monk: Don't you get it? It means we're getting close. We're making somebody nervous. Sharona: I just can't picture you outrunning a car. Adrian Monk: I wasn't even running my fastest. Sharona: Why not? Adrian Monk: You know. Sharona: Were you touching all the poles again? Adrian Monk: I always touch the poles. Yeah.