Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Captain Stottlemeyer: Russell. This is Officer DiMarco. He's gonna help you settle in. Officer DiMarco: Hi. Wow, it is a real, real honor to meet you, sir. [shakes Monk's hand] Uh, I... Honestly, I've been reading about your cases for years. I even kept a scrapbook for a while, remember, Captain? Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Adrian Monk: Yeah. [wipes his hand] Officer DiMarco: Um, wow. Uh, if you don't mind, could I maybe keep that as a souvenir? [Monk gives him the wipe] Captain Stottlemeyer: I'll let you two boys get to it. I got a lot of work. I'm drowning back here. Adrian Monk: Okay.