T.K. Jensen: Leland! I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking clearly.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you doing here? Just go home. We have nothing to say. just go home.
Adrian Monk: He doesn't wanna talk to you now, he hates your guts.
T.K. Jensen: I just wanted to say I love you. I'm not leaving you again.
Stephanie Briggs: In that case, you're coming with us. Get in the car, T.K.
Adrian Monk: Not in the front, though, because I'm sitting in the...
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not loaded.
Stephanie Briggs: It's not? [fires a shot in the air]
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's empty now. Here's your clip. You had one in the chamber. You're under arrest. Turn around.
Stephanie Briggs: Ow, that hurt.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now are you gonna marry me or not?
T.K. Jensen: Absolutely.