Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #453
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
T.K. Jensen: Leland! I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking clearly.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you doing here? Just go home. We have nothing to say. just go home.
Adrian Monk: He doesn't wanna talk to you now, he hates your guts.
T.K. Jensen: I just wanted to say I love you. I'm not leaving you again.
Stephanie Briggs: In that case, you're coming with us. Get in the car, T.K.
Adrian Monk: Not in the front, though, because I'm sitting in the...
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's not loaded.
Stephanie Briggs: It's not? [fires a shot in the air]
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's empty now. Here's your clip. You had one in the chamber. You're under arrest. Turn around.
Stephanie Briggs: Ow, that hurt.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now are you gonna marry me or not?
T.K. Jensen: Absolutely.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.