Natalie: Look at you! You look spectacular. Mr. Monk, TK is here. Doesn't she look great?
Adrian Monk: [without looking back] Oh, yeah.
Natalie: What's the occasion?
T.K. Jensen: It's our six-month anniversary, so Leland's taking me to La Pasteria.
Natalie: Ooh, very nice.
T.K. Jensen: Have you been there?
Natalie: No, that's how nice it is.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God!
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: He wants to marry you. He's going to propose to you tonight.
T.K. Jensen: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: There's something in his pocket he's been patting all day it's about the size and shape of a ring box. Plus, he trimmed his mustache two days ahead of schedule. And he's been talking to himself just now. I'll bet he's rehearsing. Plus, he's flossing his teeth, which is something he never does!
T.K. Jensen: Oh, my God, Leland!
Lieutenant Disher: [whispers] Congratulations!
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Monk, you ruined the surprise.
Adrian Monk: No, I didn't. I'm very surprised.