Lieutenant Disher: The important thing is he was a maniac and the simplest thing could set him off.
Adrian Monk: He was probably bipolar, which by the way, they can treat now. There's this new drug called lexapro.
Will Dellman: Lexapro is excellent.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, the spider lake maniac didn't take his medicine.
Adrian Monk: I'm sure he took his medicine. It was probably mandated by the court. You're scaring the kids.
Will Dellman: They probably started off with xanax. That's what they did with me. Ooh, that reminds me I have to take my pills.
Adrian Monk: What're you doing? What is that?
Norman Walters: [playing video game] This is my backup.
Lieutenant Disher: Fine. So thanks to modern medicine, the Spider Lake Maniac now lives in a public housing project with his pet cat and never bothers anyone. The end.
Brian Willis: Wow. That was pathetic.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah, it was a great story, Professor Lame-O.