Lieutenant Disher: How's she doing?
Adrian Monk: She's really smart. This dog is really, really smart. I've been teaching her tricks.
Lieutenant Disher: Like?
Adrian Monk: Well, like not to lick me, not to drool, not to roll over, not to, you know, discharge anything.
Natalie: Since you mention it, I was gonna give it to you later, but It's a sha-poopie.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I don't need that, because I've taught her to hold it in.
Lieutenant Disher: Until when?
Adrian Monk: I haven't decided.
Natalie: Well, she might decide for you. You should take this.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, okay.