Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I knew it. I knew it. Confetti. Where are they? Okay, you can come out wherever you are. Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, no, that's not confetti. That's shredded paper. It's what we- See, there's the shredder right there. That's material evidence. Let's put it back. Thank you.