Natalie: All right, how about this. It won't be a party. I mean, not technically, it'll just be me and Julie. We'll come over tonight with a birthday cake and a couple candles?
Adrian Monk: I don't want a cake.
Natalie: OK, fine, uh, how about a cupcake? One cupcake and one candle.
Adrian Monk: Crumbs.
Natalie: OK, a plastic cupcake, a picture of a candle, and I promise we won't have any fun at all.