Harrison Powell: Okay, well, let's see if you're right. Let's see if this piece matches this piece. Do these two go together? No. How about this one? Nope. How about this one? No. How about this one? Nope.
Natalie: Objection.
Judge Santa Croce: Order in this court. Who is that woman?
Harrison Powell: That woman, your honor, is the witness's nurse.
Adrian Monk: No, she is not my nurse, your honor. She is my assistant. My nurse left five years ago.
Harrison Powell: Well, we're all very sorry to hear about that, Mr. Monk. [laughter]
Adrian Monk: Objection!
Judge Santa Croce: To what?
Adrian Monk: To what I said.
Judge Santa Croce: Mr. Monk, you are testifying. You cannot object to your own testimony.