Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Someone Else
Delivery Guy: That's another step. Adrian Monk: Where? Delivery Guy: Right there. Adrian Monk: What, that? What are you talking about? Delivery Guy: Yeah, it's gonna cost you. Adrian Monk: Cost me what? Delivery Guy: Money, 40 bucks. It's in the contract. Adrian Monk: What? Delivery Guy: Page four. "Any change in elevation in said residence or place of business shall constitute a stairway. Additional delivery fees may apply." Adrian Monk: That's ridiculous. It's not a step. It's a lip. It's not even a lip. It's a demi-lip. Delivery Guy: It's a step. You want this refrigerator or not? Adrian Monk: Yeah. Delivery Guy: 40 bucks. For the step. Adrian Monk: Excuse me.