Captain Stottlemeyer: Is this you?
Stephen Dorn: That could be anybody.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I didn't ask if it was anybody.
Stephen Dorn: It's not me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, do you own a sweatshirt like that?
Stan: I just told you it's not me. Am I some sort of suspect here or...
Adrian Monk: Shucky Darns. Hey, Steven. Hey, Shucky Darns. Steven. Shucky Darns! Shucky Darns.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, come here.
Adrian Monk: That's what he said on the show almost every week, right? You remember? You remember?
Stephen Dorn: Do I remember? Yeah. Yeah, sorta rings a bell.