Adrian Monk: Oh, thank God you're here. Is that straight?
Natalie: Yeah, it is.
Adrian Monk: No, the left side?
Natalie: No, it's perfect.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Natalie: It's perfection. Look, I talked to the captain.
Adrian Monk: You're blind.
Natalie: He just looked at the surveillance tapes. He said Eileen Hill never went near that warehouse. Plus, the hot dog guy passed a polygraph test. Looks like a dead end.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it probably is. He'll still have to answer to God for that "meat" he's been serving, though. Maybe the pole is crooked.
Natalie: How many of these did you make?
Adrian Monk: 1,000.
Natalie: And how many have you put up?
Adrian Monk: Uh, including this one, one. This'll be one.