Marge Johnson: What does a police consultant do, actually?
Adrian Monk: Well, I do what any regular detective does except I'm not really on the team.
Marge Johnson: Really? That doesn't sound fair.
Adrian Monk: They have their reasons.
Marge Johnson: I'm gonna write 'em a letter about it.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no, Marge. You don't have to do that.
Marge Johnson: No, no, I don't worry. I am just gonna tell everybody what a help you were to me with that Buddy Rich neighbor of mine.